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[saltmountain2000]

OT:

I'll need the following:

-- Your mother's maiden name
-- SS Number
-- Favorite four number combination
-- Birthday and names of childhood pets
-- First born child
-- Birth certificate

Please fax to 555-1212 or you can just spray paint the details on any highway overpass bridge on Route 66.

We'll get back to you with your certificates... the sunlight at high noon on the day of the equinox, when viewed through the ancient crystal atop your complimentary genuine Egyptian "staff of Amon-Ra" will show you the location of our offices.

:)