Hey Ben, I don't know where you go for groceries, but I wanted to warn you about the Giant on New Falls Rd! There is a creepy robot with googly eyes that stalks the aisles there. Damn thing snuck up behind me and started beeping. I turned around and was so startled, I almost dropped a bag of cat food! Then it turned around and just rolled away. I'm usually not easily frightened, but that robot really freaked me out. If I'd had a few drinks in me and the same thing happened, I would've probably taken a swing at it!