Yes, it's a great post...very creative:) wrong...
But creative & funny. U should become a fiction writer.
U have no idea what ur talking about. If u believe TV and marketing gimmicks: yes, Vegas is those things...
Now...reality:
1. Voted #2 police force in America (behind miami) - was profiled on 60 minutes for being one of the most technologically advanced forces in the forces in the world.
2. Amazing culture (it's not just gambling, drinking & sex. There's a reason why a very high % of Europeans & asians come to Vegas: world-class 4 and 5 star restaurants, amazing art shows, all the top bands, magicians, etc... are here. All those stupid talent shows on TV always offer contracts for first place winners...cuz there's no where else on the planet with our entertainment infrastructure.
3. I've lived all over Europe, Australia, Hawaii, Miami beach, Beijing, etc... nothing can touch Vegas...except for possibly Montreal & Amsterdam.
4. It's the Cirque du Soleil epicenter! If its good enough for: Guy Laliberte - its good enough for anyone.
5. Lastly, just about every major interesting person has second home here...its pretty amazing who u see walking around when u go shopping, etc.
6. It's never boring here... that's for sure.
7. So, shut off your TV...stop believing what u see on the idiot box... and get out and travel.
Lastly, there's so much to do here, I don't even think about drinking, gambling - I'm a dancer/ director of ballet here.