I'm okay with that. If you want to get the family together? I can bring enough fish with me for a fish fry. My in-laws adore fish.
I have no doubt that I could catch enough cats in the river for a feast. Do you have enough redneck in you to swallow your pride and go that route?
BTW: you should see the latest pics of my big blues this spring. It's not exactly glorious, but 30+ pd fish of any species in cold conditions is still a good time.