rooster -- to quote your butt-buddy, that's just "SAD"
to get the full effect, those idiots the poor boy has for parents need to start also annointing him with lavender and tea tree oils:
More evidence essential oils 'make male breasts develop' A suspected link between abnormal breast growth in young boys and the use of lavender and tea tree oils has been given new weight, after a study found eight chemicals contained in the oils interfere with hormones. 18 March 2018 http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43429933