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[Reddog65]

ROTFL!!!

[fung_derf]

LOL! I knew that story sounded familiar! I am waiting for her to get to the part where the rattlesnake bites her and she has visions.

[IH Geek [Dave]]

She's got quite the imagination. Probably watched that movie one too many times.

Now, which is it gonna be? Drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow? -- Billy Jack


Thinks I learned from this movie:

Wild horses and mountain goats are distant cousins. Key word being "distant."
Hitting a woman in the face once will cause her to miscarry.
Racial tension is easily fixed with a liberal application of bleached flour.
The naked eye can discern facial features at a quarter mile.
Interactive theater is great training for law enforcement officers.
Corvettes do not float.
Learning how to ride a horse while you are pregnant is not advised.
When selecting a building (for your last stand) try to avoid ones made from mud and pine.

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