You know, the usual problems: someone stole my Coins, the Faucet drips too slowly, my Wallet is emptier than Richard Burton's mini-bar at the Chateau Marmont...
Not too long ago, no one heard of the Faucet. Now many have developed Coin neuroses. And if they get any angrier, linear thought, along with impulse control, will completely abandon them, and render them metaphysical Alzheimer’s patients.