Here we are, now where are we? It's like nothing I've ever seen We got a hoarse-throated huckster's whispered gimmicks Rubbernecking all the curious cynics Headlong-walkers, one born every minute Do I plug it in, or do I stick it in it? Well I don't know what came over me I'm too dumb for words Well I didn't think I'd like it here at all But I swear, I $wear I'm on the verge