My wife thinks we only have 30,000 shares in one of our accounts LOL
I can't wait to lay this on her:
Wifey: "Wow, you mean that stock hit $1????, that's $30,000!!!"
Suljak: "I know aint it great..but I have to make a confession"
Wifey: "What...??
Suljak: "We have slightly more than 30,000 shares..."
Wifey: "We do? How many do we have?"
Suljak: "Oh....1.25 million...do you still want a divorce?"