You can use that joke with: 3 attorneys; 3 husbands; 3 wives; 3 Italians; etc.
You earned it. You were "long and strong" one day and "long gone" the next day and praying for a 50% decrease in a pps that was already down 50% with your "$.003s come to papa". Heartless.
I know you didn't get in at $.003 but might still be buying. If so, we can be "long and strong" again. Go ONCI