I think that "copulation of whales" has serious potential
Indeed! After the "copulation of the whales" a given Microcrap scam may become impregnated with ambergris. After an appropriate gestation period, bound to find a bitcoin, or reasonable facsimile carnival token from hell float by during birthing. The crooked MMs with their NSS conspiracies don't stand a chance after the Whales beach themselves in the alt reality world of...