The capital of Nambia, Covfefe City, has their doors wide open for her. She has asked that a trump tower be built there, tall enough to see russia from the penthouse.
In Nambia, there is a mountain of Bullshitite, with a special kind of geology that maintains enough snow for Todd's snow machines year-round. The rumor is that nannys are so inexpensive there that Bristol has already begun preparations to populate the country with her offspring.
The national pastime there is diarrhea, which just adds allure to the national costume which is a rusty zipper and yellow tennis shoes.
"Why, they don't even require hunting licenses there!" she squealed with glee. The upside is that some of the quarry can shoot back and often does.
Embassy security consists of a plastic surgeon, a lip reader, and an overworked gynecologist.
Best of luck to Sarah in her new endeavor, which has no term limits since quitting is always an option.
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