Cali usually leads the way on these slippery slope downhill soci-etal slides downhill, but on LEGAL RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA USE IN WASHINGTON, DC (hey, I felt like shouting that out loud cuz it's so #MAGA) they darn well beat us to the punch, I mean bong hits.
It's probably needed because of the extreme stress and anxiety our lawmakers face when they're filibusterin' and havin' clotures and such challenges of leading the World's Greatest Democracy.
Now, I shot sixteen ground squirrels with my pellet gun today, so I gotta get cookin'. We like to skewer 'em and make Satay, so I'm whippin' up a chipotle lime basil peanut sauce to slather all over them little suckers. Some folks don't like ground squirrel, but I say it tastes just like rattlesnake.
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