Replies to post #96076 on Derf's Grotto

[fung_derf]

At our house we have a name for that. We call it........Wednesdays

[fung_derf]

I'm not sure I'd want to marry a woman who could not retrieve her own poo or navigate the upper window triple front tuck maneuver.

[fung_derf]

Are you guys loading up your beer cannons and hot dog shooters in anticipation of war with the U.S.?

[gotmilk]

I never kissed a bear.

I never kissed a goon.

I never drove a Porsche 911.

But I bought a fun car,
without a brobdingnagian engine.
It handles as good as a base Porsche 911,
for ¼ the money,
and it will drive circles around Churak's Vette.