V.P. Dick Cheney rushes into George Bush's office and sputters, "Mr President, there was a terrorist attack in South America and 15 Brazilians were killed."
The President looks stunned and begins weeping. So, the V.P. says, "Mr. President, I had no idea you would take this news so hard."
To this the President responds in a firm but shaking voice, "Of course I'm taking it hard! Do you have any idea how many 15 brazilian is?"