I hear ya, Pork. This firecracker should have exploded long ago, but it's looking more and more like a dud. I've given it almost a year and a half now, and like you, have about run out of patience.
These mm's will wear a guy out like nothing else, except for maybe a a contentious woman. Still holding for now, but I'm wearing thin.
Will look into that one you mentioned. Hope you rake in the long green well into the future.
Loyal