LMAO!!! Best post of the night! I like your spirit. I feel all warm & fuzzy, regarding our economy. Ha. I like your idea with the VIX calls. I'm going to hold off for another month, then revisit the idea. Everything is super "positive" here in Bend. Lol. Actually, sorta serious about that. This town is in total boom mode & they Luv Trump. I feel like I'm living in Silicon Valley during the Dot Com era.