Can you explain this whole short thing in lay person terms. I have a Bachelor of Arts degree from TCNJ and if you wanted me to film a pod of dolphins from 250 feet with a drone or perform stairway to heaven on a 6 string acoustic with no music all by myself in front of 1600 Marines and their wives at chapel graduation week Parris Island while slightly hungover on communion wine and MRE instant coffee, well I could, but I don't get the whole short thing, or the naked short thing. I mean how can a chick be naked if she is wearing someone else's non borrowed and legally un stolen pants?