Scientific results affect longs. SP fluctuations, not really. Success here for longs is no horse race with a 4pm finish line like you get from watching CNBC.
I am starting to view your posts actually as super witty and humorous. I get it now. You say the absurd as a method of humor. Like the ask is .57, etc. Man, keep it up. Every noble court needs a jester. Looking forward to more!