Sammy!!! Babay!!! Ultrafux0red's subscribers can't wait to see your hunnerts of taped-off-the-air homemade VHS videotapes once they are 'despecialized, up-CONverted, colored, recolored, blackified, refried, compressed, pressed, repressed, oppressed, encrypted, decrypted, crypt-keepered, retouched, detouched, touched, bunched, spindled, swindled, bundled, and mutilated in stunning jittercam, pausing-and-rebuffering, freezing Juddervision!!!
Sammy!!! My man!!! Baby!!! Hope Altovise is enjoying the French fries; tell her that no French food can ever match her Moonshine Hot Tuna Salad Umpires salad.
You're gonna be HUUUDE in France, baby - just like Jerry Lewis (or was that Jerry Lee Lewis?).
Goulash John is looking for a dozen Hungarian 'independent' films to add to the UF Polish wedding videos lieberry. Hepp him ~OUTT and hook him up with a Romanian circus clown to do the subtitles for him on those Budapest university film school videos, bro.
Sammy, UB DaMann!
Black-and-white is comin' back, man - groovy stuff, hepp cat!
DaFoleyFelonNutcase ready to 'pull the trigger' any week now, Sammy - you gonna be famous!
Sammy's latest flick - a special entry in to the CONNED Film Festival at Taft - Blazing Saddlebags - a period Western set in 1874 Newark, New Jersey