Your mission, should you be accepted, is to become mod, whereas you will be allowed to fill pages of the intro box with whatever you desire at the top, thus forcing all the bold red lettering down to the depths of the scrolling abyss. It also works the same way with stickies.
Good luck Mr. Phelps.
Normally this message would self destruct within 15 seconds, but give it a few minutes and Ihub will have a ddos or something attack and do it for us.