lol god forbid your kid listens to you, your wife doesnt sleep with dudes on the side, you dont bang the neighbors wife, are so insecure that you envy the neighbors car and lie to them.
I could see how all that is totally extreme..
I mean id be shaking in my boots if my neighbor decided not to lie and bang my wife on the side and shitting on my green lawn.
totally dangerous.. lol.. I should probably leave a key under the mat with a credit card and slap my kid for doing what I tell him.