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[teapeebubbles]

The pastor was talking to a group of young children
about being good and going to heaven. At the end of
his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven!" they all piped up.

"And what do you have to do to get there?"

"Be dead!"

[teapeebubbles]

The visiting church school supervisor asks little
Johnny during Bible class who broke down the
walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he
does not know, but it definitely is not him.

The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic
Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and
relates the whole incident.

The principal replies that he knows little Johnny
as well as his whole family very well and can
vouch for them, if little Johnny said that he did
not do it, he as principal is satisfied that it
is the truth.

Even more appalled the inspector goes to the
regional Head of Education and relates the whole
story.

After listening he replies: "I can't see why you
are making such a big issue out of this; just get
three quotes and fix the damned wall."