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[Eli's Gone]

I lived on Treasure Island for >20 years...the closest I got to treasure walking that beach was an old lantern that the waves uncovered--I picked it up and a genie appeared ready to grant me 3 wishes with the caveat that whatever I wanted, my mother-in-law would receive double---that put a damper on my good fortune and was about to throw the lantern back in the water when I thought "what the heck" with a smile...

I asked for a million bucks and my new best friend reminded me my M-I-L would get $2M...

I asked for a new house up the beach and was promptly reminded my M-I-L would get 2 mansions...

Finally and lastly with a sh!t-eating grin, I summoned my new buddy to beat me half to death :-)