Ryan Lochte and the fake Tim Howard may have much in common. They appear to have both made up fairy-tale accounts of being robbed to cover up their really scuzzy alternative agendas.
"Oh woe is me. Somebody stole my Fannie."
"Oh woe is me. Somebody robbed me at gunpoint in Rio."
The whole thing makes me want to go pee on a gas station wall somewhere in graffitiland.