Replies to post #10056 on Keeping It Simple

[Wildbilly]

I was actually a hostage on the phone

You need to figure out what you've done to that girl, retrace your steps as far back as you can and try to figure out what you've done to make your daughter insist you have an iphone, it's in there somewhere.

I do what, props?

I went up to the nursery and wandered around amonst a hive of suburban worker bees, I bought nada. :)