Well, here's mine, which was the "old standard":
Amy > Thank you for contacting Comcast. My name is Amy. How may I assist you today?
NRA > Hi, Amy. I just had a quick question about lineup
Amy > Ok
NRA > I just wanted to see if you have any plans to carry a channel called The Fight network?
Amy > Please be advised that at this time we have not heard or received any information on this channel
Amy > I will send your request to our Marketing Department for review
NRA > OK, I heard about it, and it looks pretty interesting. Apparently it's out of Canada, and I wondered if it was coming here any time soon. Thanks, I would appreciate it if you could submit it for me though.
Amy > I sure will
Amy > Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
NRA > Thank you, that's it for tonight. I appreciate your time.
Amy > It is my pleasure to assist you. We respond to chat 24 hours a day. Please feel free to chat with us again if we can assist you in any way. And, I hope you have a great evening!
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