O/T: You certainly hit that sputtering, blustering, rusty nail square on it's flat little head. In the future, however, you need to do it with a little more verbal finesse...!!!
Have a nice day.
John :-)
ps: Use of terms like "..bovine fecal matter..", "..resident exhaust port..", "...duplicitous dipstick...", "...MFMMM Bash-lackey...", "..the third Tweedle brother, TweedleDipstick...", etc. will keep you out of trouble. Get the drift....... Thesaurus.com can be a lot of help..: http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=asshole