Replies to post #180495 on The Question and Answer Board (IHUB)

[Churak]

Why did my turkey have whiskers?

cauee the horns wouldn't stay on?

[zeptepi]

A local hen told him he looked good with a beard.

I assume you can tell the difference between turkey and possum.

Unshaven turkey costs more.

You ate Thanksgiving dinner at the IHub Jailhouse cafeteria again.

At least it was a virile turkey.

[Wildbilly]

What, you didn't manscape your turkey first?

Did you get whisker burn?