One just for you ..... Well for everyone:
Ole vas a huntin’ geese up in da Northern Minnesota woods.
Ole leaned his old 16 gauge shotgun against the corner of the blind to take a leak.
As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.
Several hours later, lying in da Duluth hospital bed, dat dere Ole came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven.
“Vell Ole, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you’re going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin; dere was very little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.”
“Vhat’s the bad noos?” asks Ole.
“The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena.”
“Vell, I guess that isn’t too bad,” says Ole, “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
“Not exactly,” Sven says. “She’s a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra and she’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”
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