I don't know...I've been called "fat" many many times... I never could figure out why people think that will somehow hurt my feelings and I'll slink away, with my tail between my legs, never to "bash" "their" PRECIOUS ticker again.
I'm as svelte as a weasel... :)
I like your questions though... If they ever answer these, drop me a PM... just in case I forget to keep tabs here.