What I assume, Matt, is that you exercise editorial control over the content of this site:
Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Check in here with me by posting a message to me (a REPLY to a post of mine).
3) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).
4) Negotiate a deal and/or serve your time.
You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) I could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) I've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc and you'll have to cut a deal with me and/or serve time