I was walking down a long hallway and crossed paths with a Nurse walking a 103 year old Gentleman towards the dining room. She asked me If I could take the Gentleman the rest of the way to the dining room due to her needing to get back to her hall.
His response to me as we were walking; "That was a bad trade!
I have to admit she was a little bit more attractive than I.
Conclusion: Not all old men have lost their mind. Brian and yourself included. That does not mean I am endorsing either of you!