Maybe I didn't make it clear the first time. I'm living in Colombia. I'm not visiting or vacationing in Colombia. We are renting our house in Virginia to tenants. When I do indeed return, if ever, you will be the first to know (after my sister, cousins, friends, acquaintances, and the like). Until then, there's no reason to ask me if I've returned.
BTW, maybe Scott can decide that Colombia should be VF's second international location. HAHA!!