lol...a wrong turn at albuquerque is highly likely...
it doesnt matter what silly analogy is used...but fine, lets go with it...
the problem is the guy on roller skates left 5 yrs ago and no one knows where the heck he is...everyone once in a while be surfaces and says everything is going great and its just a matter of time...in 2012 he was close..in 2013 he was almost there...in 2014 he says not to worry, its just a matter of time...in 2015 good times are coming!...
but where is he?...no one knows...
calculations have been made involving time, distance, weather, co-efficient of friction and its been determined that he may be in the continental U.S. although he should have completed the journey 3 yrs ago...thus logic dictates hes in oakland...