Oh my, I'm so prescient....
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Inergetics, a world class developer of utterly useless bric-a-brac and death spiral financing deals, announced today an exciting new product....Luke Perry's Banana Hammock Ready Protein Shots(TM). Jim Kras(h), president of Inergetics, explains...
"Well, considering we had so much success teaming up with felon Martha Stewart for overpriced vitamins and seeing as how Bikini Ready(TM) is flying off the shelves, we thought we'd combine our two brilliant ideas into one ginormous, awesome idea. I mean, Luke Perry is huge, in more ways than one (wink, wink), and we thought we could utilize his size and stature to sell protein shots. In addition, the patented 'Splosion Pack each shot comes in is really going to dazzle folks...in the face." When asked about NRTI's ahem, lagging PPS, Kras(h) pulled out a giant cartoon mallet and inflicted a vicious blow to his head before passing out, thumb in mouth
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