Too late to escape the wrath, Sanswired. You're just as much a trouble maker as I am. In fact, Spencer! Sanswired MADE ME do it!!!!! He initiated the whole thing. He's evil.
You see, he was passing around the rum with some of the boys, and I just happened to come by, and , well, he forced the Captain Morgan rum down my throat, 5 or 6 times. He threatened me within an inch of my life..He told me to drink or he would tell my mother. He yanked the back of my jockies out of my jeans and pulled it over my head. If I hadn't already had my jockies on backwards, I might have suffocated without the opening.
Lord, when it comes to the Capt. Morgan, I'm a weak and willing man........