"I think I will switch to grouchyness." In my experience one inevitably has difficulty achieving goals that one cannot spell. There....I've given you a head start. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step and I've given you something to make you just a bit grouchi.
"A magnificent and talented and beautiful woman." I'd settle for any one of those and a good smiler....even if a bit slow of wit. Congratulations!
I never married my business partner...she was married when I met her...and have settled on 2 cats who have really awful breath and bad litter box discipline. I should really send them back to the woods that they emerged from a half dozen years ago. I'm sure you'll have better luck.
Anyway, best of luck to you and I look forward to hearing from you again.