lol I was thinking similar. Part of the attraction to NNVC for guys like me is the same attraction as reading about people who fall for Nigerian Prince windfall scams.
Pssst, I need your help bringing $35 million into the country for which you can have 30% as a fee.
Pssst, this biowreck run by two clowns has managed to peddle snake oil to naive investors for nearly a decade, miss every deadline, get absolutely nowhere with progress, and investors who lost fortunes are actually grateful!
NNVC would make a great case study in business school for Stockholm Syndrome.