LOL!! Those were great skits weren't they? One time I took a meat thermometer and shoved it in my ear as far as it would go. Then I took a ball peen hammer and gave it a few whacks until it came out the other side.
Man, I hate it when that happens.
One time I invested in a company that kept promising that everything was fine. Meanwhile, they were doing the opposite of the news they reported. So, I kept putting my money into that stock until it was worthless. Now I lost half my investments. Man, I hate it when that happens.
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