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[sideeki]

I have outlived my penis --- Willie Nelson



"i Have Outlived My Pecker." The Penis Poem--By Willie Nelson



My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the f***** thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!

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[fuagf]

Keith Richards and Friends - Wild Horses, live 2004