Replies to post #11620 on Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

"Another success story..."???

Well, gee, considering she just finished her treatment:

Cooney lands his monthly sucker

...it's probably a bit early to claim "success" -- don't you think?

I mean, Amanda Siebe was all gung-ho about her "success" at first as well. Shoot! SHe was even planninng on making a career out of promoting calmares! But now:

You call this "success"?

Say what, Amanda:

"A couple weeks ago I made the decision to get off most social media. I found the hours a day that I spent thinking about my pain and talking about pain the more it consumed my life...I am always nauseas and vomiting. I have developed incontinence (which is a wonderful thing to admit to)..."

Ewwwwwww...well, okay, Amanda, that was a bit more than I needed to know!

But at least Amanda didn't end up like poor little Abby Duncan did after HER calmare treatments:



Gosh! I sure hope Michelle doesn't end up in a wheelchair and wearing depends because of her incontinence!

[Vaffan-Coulo]

"...someone willing share it..."???

Are you sure you got the right "Michelle"?

I looked all over that facebook page you provided:

can't find no stinkin' Cooney

...but couldn't find ANY reference to calmare or Cooney ANYWHERE!

And oddly enough, Cooney doesn't mention her last name in his blog post:

don't see no stinkin' Platschinda

Indeed, a google search for "Platschinda crps" shows NO hits for over a YEAR! And it shows NOTHING at all for "Platschinda calmare."

So how EXACTLY did you conclude SHE was the "Michelle" getting treated?

[Vaffan-Coulo]

Just TOO hilarious!!!

Cooney had posted on his scamsite that a patient from Australia named "Michelle" had posted about her calmare therapy on her facebook page:

"The Calmare machine has returned a smile to my face that is not a ‘mask’, not pretend. I am on top of the world. I feel like the me I used to be."

The post I'm responding to here claimed it was THIS "Michelle" facebook page:

Cooney? Where for art thou?

However, I looked all over it and couldn't find ANY mention of Cooney or calmare!

I then googled the phrase on several occasions to see if it might appear at some point, but the ONLY place it EVER showed up was on Cooney's scamsite!

Well, I checked his scamsite a few minutes ago and GUESS WHAT! His post ALLEGING the "Michelle" quote was on facebook has DISAPPEARED! However, if you search for the quote, google STILL shows it as appearing ONLY on his scamsite but the links take you only to the opening page of the site since -- evidently -- Cooney DELETED the post! Well, as they say, OOPS!

But if THAT isn't enough to set you laughing, the "quote" has REAPPEARED! NOW it's on Cooney's youtube channel:

some smile

The only thing is, it looks like "Michelle" forgot to put her dentures in for the first part of the video!!! Hoo-boy! I think maybe "Michelle" was probably better off WITHOUT a smile on her face!