Yes!!!!.........................NEWS from BRND.....BRND is now an Ebola and medical marijuana pay...I mean play!!!
BRND is out of shares to sell as result, we are pleased to announce a 500:1 reverse stock split and an authorized share increase from 1 billion to 10 billion to be performed all in one shot. We are expecting a profound effect on price per share. Pre-split we are anticipating the price to crash from .0012 to .0001-.0002 per share in a matter of days and stay there for a very long time as we await approval. However, once approved, it's in the post split where things get exciing for us and the magic happens...Post split we fully expect our stock price to hit 10 cents per share overnight.
At which point we will begin heavily selling shares as we promote another product of false hope until we have maxed out the new A/S. At which time we will announce a 50000:1 reverse split and an authorized share increase from 10 billion to 100 billion shares. And this is where it gets all warm and fuzzy inside for us. As after another very long waiting period of anxious excitement of which we can hardly contain ourselves in anticipation the share price will ROCKET from .0002 to $10 per share OVERNIGHT!!!
At which point we plan on releasing our new product that we are confident will position us to corner the Ebola and medical marijuana market simultaneously by vaccinating for and curing Ebola with hemp flavored vodka in a bottle shaped like a smart phone with charging station shaped like Dennis Rodmen's head; which, incidentally will double as an Ebola scanner with video screen and pre-installed APP that also provides a map, giving the name, gender, phone number and address identified with a small blue skull and crossbones of each individual that has Ebola within a 25 mile radius. And for additional revenue we will offer a plug-in for $4.99 that alerts you by turning the blue skull and cross-bones red whenever anyone with Ebola attempts to get out of bed and walk out to their mail box, and turns pink with heart shaped eyes if you happen to have Ebola and are out wandering around the neighborhood and are about to encounter someone else of the opposite sex that also has Ebola. We believe this will position us to sell a buttload of stock into the big run to $320/share at which point we will launder all proceeds, let all corporate registrations lapse so that our company gets de-listed six months after we have assumed new identities and re-located to an offshore sanctuary.
About premier brands Premier brands is a company that cant seem to get their shit together.
Safe harbor statement: This PR is for entertainment purposes only and may contain forward looking statements that may very well happen, while others, well, lets just face it; will never happen. A futile attempt at some friday night comedy relief
$BRND$ Come on Jorge, cancel the Reverse split and reduce the A/S to a realistic number. Maybe you can recruit Yao Ming and make "big boy Sake"
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