Replies to post #81011 on Derf's Grotto

[fung_derf]

Geez! Get it right!
When God passed out brains,
you thought he said trains,
and you missed yours.

When God passed out looks,
you thought He said books,
and you didn't want any.

When God passed out ears,
you thought He said beers,
and asked for two long ones.

When God passed out legs,
you thought He said kegs,
and asked for two fat ones.

When God passed out noses,
you thought He said roses,
and asked for a big red one.

When God passed out heads,
you thought He said beds,
and asked for a big soft one.


Sheeeesh.