Yeah, real guy types are funny. I probably would laugh. ;-)
Seriously, the food discussions here and in the lairs have always amused me. The top trait on my list of 'manly' traits is prolly competence, so men who can prepare something to eat other than charred beef automatically score pretty high, especially if they can throw it together from what's on hand. (I may be impressed by special ingredients or labor intensive recipes, but I'm less enthusiastic!)
Though speaking of that, the snail eggs hatched. I may have more wall fish next summer than the turtle can eat. We may be trying escargot ourselves!