I see the humor in it now that you mention it. It might as well be the reason they sold. Cause there isn't any other reason that would be considered better. LOL. It was a good post.
Lowes - This could be a possibility. I started buying Lowes years ago when it sold in the 12 to 15 range. Now it trades in the 50 to 55 range. 52 Billion market cap. Coast to coast footprint. Runs neck and neck with Home Depot for top building supply supplier in the country. It has a very big contractor supply base, so you would be marketing to the general public and to contractors