This is pretty much a case of the pot calling the kettle black. It seems that you were the one who started this in the first place. you should actually be proud of yourself you seem to be a better teacher than a lawyer. There is some good news for you though on the Verizon. Currently they're starting to put cannabis and pizzas. Now you have a whole new food group for yourself.
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