The Winkin' Witch of Wasilla is trying every stunt she can think of to get attention again.
POLL: Americans Unhappy to Be Reminded Sarah Palin Exists
WASHINGTON - A new poll released today reveals that a broad majority of Americans describe themselves as "deeply unhappy" to have been reminded that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin exists. Gov. Palin's call for the impeachment of President Obama, a ploy to remind people that she still roams the Earth, appears to have backfired, the poll shows. With 72 percent of respondents saying they were "upset" or "very upset" to be reminded of her existence, Gov. Palin was one of three non-officeholders whose recent utterances have traumatized Americans. According to the poll, 81 percent were upset to be reminded that Ann Coulter exists, while 100 percent felt that way about the existence of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Borowitz Report