LOL. I suffered no damage unless being infected with a lifelong cynicism can be claimed as a war injury. I'll check with the VA. :-)
Relativism is relative: IMHO, there are many absolutes, but that's a discussion best held accompanied by large quantities of alcohol.
I apologize for wasting the board's time in the middle of the trading day, and this is my last comment: just try and think a bit before posting that little tag line.