Hey, Tex. I see you're still breathing. Nextime,when the wife comes at ya, remember, Tex. Front kick to the gut, round house to the right ear, followed by a 180 to the zyphoid process,and climax the attack with thumbs to the eyes. She'll give you treat in the tub tonight, pal....respect, man, That's what its all about, dude.
Yeah, you upset me on quite a few occasions, you saw off Mickey Rooney impersonator in a cowboy suit! Lost my ministers job on that one. Remember when you put your girl friend's hair remover in my hair cream and Atomic Bomb muscle rub in my jock strap in my high school locker the night of the prom?? Remember when you told my girlfriend I was hung like mickey mouse and you were of course embarrassingly larger than John Holmes.
Yeah, HOw do you sleep at night????
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